• LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Just stick your bare hand in this bag and grab whatever you need. Did I mention that your share are all bullet ants?

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        20 hours ago

        Don’t listen to this guy. Stick your hand in MY bag. There’s no bullet ants in here. Just reach in, and grab the handle inside, and shake it to release the ants.

        Yeah girl, shake it real hard! Just like that! Yeeeeaaaahhhhh…

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          19 hours ago

          I’ve got a mechanical device that will shake the ants out … I’ll just crank it up to 10,000 rpm so I can get my ants fast and be on my way … let me just adjust the carburetor so I pull start the engine to get started … HOLD STILL!!!