Pistachios out here looking to fight you over this.
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IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
World News@quokk.au•China launches large-scale military exercise around Taiwan
9·4 days ago“just a military exercise”
Now where have I heard that line before 🤔… 🇷🇺👀👀👀
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump jokes about Santa giving a child 'clean, beautiful coal' for Christmas
5·7 days agoPeople downvoting you, but one of my customers works for my city’s government. Apparently she met the guy during his first term, and according to her he really does smell like shit. She said she didn’t know if it was the diaper meme or just BO/body spray, but he did smell genuinely awful.
I remember reading this article! Short version: they have ‘fad phases’ just like humans! About 10y ago, one got semi famous for putting grass in her ear, which then blew up among the others she lived with. Then sometime this year or last, the fad returned with a new twist: a different orifice!
…why are you like this? 😮💨
Bruh I thought it was just me. Restarted it and reloaded a couple times each then gave up and booted up Valheim.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Democrats release new Epstein photos ahead of DoJ transparency deadline
4·14 days agoNot just the elites, saw an article earlier this year that claimed 40% of Americans are functionally illiterate, and they want to keep us that way. As my world history teacher in high school loved to reiterate: “kings and dictators act to control people, and if you keep people people dumb, fed, and happy, you can control them.” I carry that skepticism everywhere now.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•ICE agent kneels on pregnant woman as bystanders hurl snowballs at him
12·15 days agoBe the change you want to see.
That’s your takeaway? That you’re being bullied somehow? Wow, imagine being that petty.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Man sues cops who jailed him for 37 days for trolling a Charlie Kirk vigil
32·15 days agoYep, he posted a picture of Trump with Trump’s ‘get over it’ quote after a school shooting in ‘24. The smooth-brained sheriff (who was promoting the Kirk vigil) had him arrested, claiming the post’ incited mass hysteria in the community,’ and was a threat to shoot up a school. When interviewed, literally nobody thought that was the case.
Oh and sheriff also had an investigator omit key details from the arrest report that would have have released the guy practically immediately. Plus the guy they arrested was a cop for 30yrs.This sheriff should be barred from any and all law enforcement jobs for the rest of his life. Make him a grocery store cashier or some shit.
Damn, you sound big mad. Who hurt you?
It costs literally nothing, to not be an asshole. Instead, you woke up and chose dickchin energy.
Repeating myself from the other post you made, obviously an unpopular opinion, but claiming ‘nobody would be watching’ is a major projection and factually wrong. Not everyone enjoys the same things. I don’t care for sports but that doesn’t mean I think nobody cares for them.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•The American People Don’t Want a Bigger Military Budget
2·17 days agoAs an American: Hahah-hah, ha-hahaaa!
As a rational person: Sorry the US is a shit show. I learned a few years ago that roughly 40% of us are functionally illiterate. I think that stands to imply a greater percentage than that are incapable of rational thought without being told.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
World News@quokk.au•Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin makes first in-person court appearance
3·21 days agoThat guy has a hilariously long chin.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
Games@lemmy.world•After Black Ops 7's weaker launch, Call of Duty will no longer do back-to-back releases in the same seriesEnglish
6·23 days agoYou can’t really use random numbers pulled from the ass to back up an opinion either, yet here we all are.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipto
Games@lemmy.world•After Black Ops 7's weaker launch, Call of Duty will no longer do back-to-back releases in the same seriesEnglish
7·23 days ago[citation needed]
This. They didn’t find the gun or the manifesto until after the bag was taken to the station. Haven’t seen the bodycam video, but cops carry 9mm pistols, so it would be incredibly easy for them to plant a mag during his being detained. A gun would be easy to plant once at the station, where they also just happened to ‘find’ his ‘manifesto’.




Not the best answer as I’m no biology major, but from my understanding, they can smell just as well. So they likely know who’s closest to them and figure it out.