Fleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 28 days agoProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up113file-text
arrow-up113message-squareProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsFleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square6linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebasiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·28 days agoAn alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
minus-square_wizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoOccasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
minus-squareavattar@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 days agoAnd then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
And then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
Alien adoption