I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
Finding Nemo. Dory yelling “fuck yea!” when she remember something
I’d give it to Bruce when he smells the blood
brave little toaster just for this scene

Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU…ARE…A…FUCKING… TOY!!! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear, you’re an… aw, you’re a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child’s plaything!
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say “Oh, fuck!” then two other smurfs are nearby. One says “what did they say?” The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, “Oh Smurf!” Big laughs. Scene.
You can say fuck outside of america.
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: “That is fucking wicked!”
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of “FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck
Farquaad’s name was literally the filmmakers calling their family-movie villain “Fuckwad” and sneaking it past the radar.
Really? So glad you explained that. I never would have caught that otherwise. They sneaked it past the radar so hard.
Not only that, he was a direct caricature of the producer’s former boss.
“Fuck! There’s a snake in my boot!”
Listen here you little shit
I’d pick Fantastic Mister Fox.
And honestly, the way that movie is, people probably wouldn’t even notice.
It’s the reason I say cuss around my kids lol
bambi
But when would you add it?
Would it be Bambi’s first words?

puck
this person knows. i’m here for it
Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed “Fuck” moments.
lol I had never seen that trailer but you are so right.
“IM A FUCKING GOOBER” - SpongeBob










