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  • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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    Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

    • RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works
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      wait…pussies has knocks?

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        Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?

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    Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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        That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          It depends on your frame of reference, really.

          A pair of large vags(?) colliding sounds like a great time…

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            This one’s moving too fast, it’s beginning to redshift…

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    If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.

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      Light and regular.

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.

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        I thought large

    • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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      I am now more confused

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        Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.

        • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
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          why would one use light or regular? are tgey cheaper or have other advantages?

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            There’s variation between people on how much they menstruate. Some people have very light flows, some people have very heavy flows. It also changes a bit over the course of the period - you might start out with a lighter flow, have a heavier flow in the middle, and then end with a lighter flow. You generally want to go with the lightest one you can for comfort reasons.

            You might also want a larger one for overnight/if you need to go a longer time without changing. (Imagine being a stealth transgender man and teaching. No time to go to the bathroom all shift, and no way to justify the emergency ☠️ My current part time job I have because public education is no trans allowed where I live is great in that regard, the staff is half trans/nb and my manager helped me find a tampon in an emergency…)

            • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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              I think they were asking why doesn’t everyone just use the heaviest flow ones all the time, just to be on the safe side — like are they less comfortable than the lighter flow ones for example?

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Wait are there solid mensuration?

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        Yeah, but it’s rarer and usually called a baby.

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          I know you’re joking but “solid menstruation” can actually happen and it’s called a decidual cast and it’s some brutal metal shit.

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        Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining. But they are soft

        • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          How soft? Are we talking skittle, starburst, sour patch, or jello?

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            Jello

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    I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

    Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.

    Fun times.

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      Thanks for sharing, please don’t.

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      Which direction was the alcove?

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        It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.

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      Hi, I’d like to unread what I just read, plz.

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      Need a diagram to understand what you mean

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    Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

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      That’s nuts, where would they store their pee?

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        Women don’t pee. No balls.

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          Makes sense.

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.

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      Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.

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    I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.

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      Two chicks at the same time, man.

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        Fuckin’ A

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          And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

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      The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

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        Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

        The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

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    I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

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      I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.

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