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    What workers?

    A “s__ worker”?

    Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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      SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER

      that felt necessary

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        Bro chill out. You can’t just go and say dirty words on the internet like that.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas

      or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        SAAS: Sex as a service

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Steel worker

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        we work hard, we play hard

    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

    • s@piefed.world
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      SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters

    • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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      although this one look like some just wanted to get through filters which use crappy OCR, at least they left everything readable

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      There’s a post?

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

    • Phegan@lemmy.world
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      The algorithm. It ruins everything.

    • causepix@lemmy.ml
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      It’s still legible though. I think it’s leas for the sake of modesty than just maximizing reach in the algorithm of whatever social media it was reposted to. An image-to-text algo would probably not register the marked word(s) to then mark the post as vulgar or 18+, and then show it to fewer people because of that. I see it all the time in posts mentioning Palestine, which started when it became apparent that those kinds of posts were being suppressed.

      Along the same lines, sometimes something silly like a hair is edited into the image. I’ve always assumed this is to prevent it from getting caught by content-recognition algorithms, which would mark it as a repost and either remove or de-rank the content.

      Seems the hate is better directed at the algorithms that make this worthwhile than the reposters frustrating those efforts to sanitize everything by putting a non-destructive mark on the content.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The image could be from somewhere else with shitty rules

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    “German muscle woman”

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    It’d be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

    • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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      I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

      I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          if you’re not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        The vast majority of the time it would take a couple of seconds to just uncensor the words. There’s no need to keep the censorship, anyone here could easily do it.

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        If someone is somehow so inept that they can’t uncensor a meme then they have so serious issues.

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I’m not sure we’d like the results.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.

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      I downvote them. If enough people agree to do that then people will probably start making the tiny effort it takes to uncensor the memes.

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    the gerties 💀

    4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      5th gertie is golden gertie

    • Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world
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      *Gross Gertie

  • TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know

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      Friends and roommates only, I guess

  • De Lancre@lemmy.world
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    Lily the Fox

    Ella the Wolf

    Nellie the Pig

    Grizzly Bear

    Furry. Furry never changes.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

    • mtpender@piefed.social
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      Built like a Pixar mum!

  • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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    …can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Clubfoot I’m guessing

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    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    SEX

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    Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

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    Holy shit, these are all amazing.

    We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

    “The Chinless Wonder.”

    “Dog-faced Kitty.”

    “Fatty McDuff.”

    “Few Clothes Molly.”

    … modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.

    This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

      He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

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        It’s a New Vegas reference.

        He had a really long dick, hence the name.

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    The virgin eh?

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      They got their nickname for being really bad at sex

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Ella the Wolf
    Lily the Fox

    1800s furries?

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      Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn’t awaken inside of me.

      And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it’s too late for me to not be a furry.

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      I spotted 2 more. TBF, it’s kinda catchy. I can almost swear I saw someone on e621\youtube\tweeter\etc. with that nickname.

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    I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

    $20 went a lot further back then.

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