Rot in hell, asshole.

That’s the joke. He goes by mystery.

That person is a mystery to me…

As someone who has successfully cut down their alcohol intake this is cringe supreme for me.

That’s what made Kissinger so disgusting and dangerous. He was not stupid and was legit cunning.

I was gonna get The Adventures of Kincaid,a furry porn game where you can screw several characters and enemies when you defeat them. The player character is female, and the sex is framed as the character patching up defeated enemies.

There is a similar free game called Naughty Rabbit by a Japanese developer called Be Kon Box… but it is kinda rapey until you realize the females can refuse sex if you don’t do it right, which makes me wonder if the sexual dynamics of the world involve kicking ass as courtship before screwing. Also he added some dynamics where the female enemies sexually assault the male player character. Its kinda fascinating.

Accidentally falls out a window that was made of reinforced glass and he crashed through it in ways that even a large man charging at it at full force would still have a hard time shattering.

Give it to an asshole. Say it is a portrait of them

Look up the unjust hangings of Dominic Daley and James Halligan in 1806. There was no evidence whatsoever that they committed the murder they were accused of other than maybe being in the area at the time and even that was based on shaky grounds. The defense even had their closing statement saying that the prosecution had no evidence other than ‘aww come on! They’re Irish! You know how they’re like! Besides, someone has to hang for that murder!’

Private prisons have an incentive to keep people like him in the system as long as possible.

Hitler was so fucking inept that many military projects had to be kept hidden from him in order to stop his meddling. Even some weapon systems such as the StG. 44 (world’s first operational assault rifle) was once called the MP-44 in order to sell it to Hitler as a submachine gun since his parkinson’s riddled mind would not comprehend how revolutionary the new rifle was.

Fired at earth because his planet was literally going to be destroyed. His parents sent him there because it was his best chance at surviving.

DUDE! In the 1940s they called Superman an immigrant… HE IS A FUCKING ALIEN!

Also he was an ILLEGAL alien! His escape pod landed outside some childless couple’s farm house in the mid-west, and bless their hearts the first thing they did was adopt him.

I’ve been the bane of chickens all my life…