BootyEnthusiast

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?

I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.

So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

This didn’t happen