Or the government sets up an age verification service that doesn’t store logs and only reports numbers in aggregate. The restricted site sends you and a unique id off to the government service, you verify there and it hands back the id & a yes/no token to the site.

The government already has nearly all the tools to make this happen. They already have id verification services to use & web front ends to copy. Just build the public API and insist restricted sites use it.

Fucken straight to the heart man.

Jokes be subjective my man. What’s funny to you is not to me and vice versa. So nonsense jokes exist, but you don’t find them funny, doesn’t mean it’s not a joke, or funny to some. Whole web comics have been built on the premise. look up the white ninja. I find him hilarious.