As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.

Edit: I’m bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.

Cops hate this one trick

USPS at least has informed delivery tho.

I didn’t realize that Making America Great Again meant bringing us back to pre- Columbian standards. The natives will be happy.

He was in a Corn Pops commercial in 99, too.

I’ll take salt and vinegar on my french fries. That’s glorious.

The ratio on chips is way off though. Too much vinegar, not enough salt.

Sea salt kettle chips tho. That’s my shit.

Wait is there proof of that now?

Dude don’t skip over Sam from HAI. He’s cool people, and his voice is incredibly soothing. Not like that asshole Sam from Wendover.

Those two guys are a big part of why I use Nebula. And LeagleEagle. And it’s how I found Crazy History.

He’s trying to retcon the whole thing (and no doubt pad himself and his cronies), by fabricating this fiction that there are names in it that are just associated with Epstein, without being involved in anything illegal.

Personally I don’t buy it. Seems like he’s in CYA-mode.

It’s that bullshit when they take a vertically oriented picture/video, stretch it and blur it to a 4:3 ratio, and center the content over it.

Imo a waste of bandwidth and computer power for people who can’t cope with the idea of vertical content on a horizontal screen, on a platform primarily accessed by phones anyway.

Hah you took the bait. Hypocrite.

I’ve got a hound-mix that came from Louisiana (I think). His mom was a bloodhound, his dad was a deadbeat who hit it and quit it.

He’s shorthaired, tan, like 75lbs…and he loves to bask.

In the summer he’s got two modes, bask or zoomies. That’s it.

Can’t you just read X instead?

Not for nothing, but head of NASA is probably a better post than DoT for someone with siderodromophobia. NASA doesn’t run very many subways.

NGL this is bullshit advice. Feeding trolls is like feeding seagulls…minimal cost/effort, hours of entertainment, and you leave with everything covered in shit.

Ugh this isn’t what HOAs are for!

HOAs are intended to harass and discriminate against black and brown people so that they don’t move in, or at least immediately leave.

Not white guys with majestic beards.

He must’ve been giving water to black or brown people, it’s the only justifiable reason.

Screenshot of a social media post with title “Always check your child’s homework”.

Below the title is a picture of an elementary school worksheet…the type with an area to draw on top and a writing prompt with a few blank lines below. From top to bottom:

A drawing, seemingly made by a child, maybe 6-8 years old. Drawing is of a woman wearing a crown with a glass bottle in one hand and a microphone in the other.

Below that, the prompt: “To relax, my mom likes to”.

Below that, the child’s response: “drink tequela and sing”

Mistaken spelling of tequila was present on the page. Personally, I like to think that if this is real, the child asked their mom without context how to spell the word, and she drunkenly stammered out the letters you see here.

They fined him with stage 4 cancer? That must be some sort of cruel and unusual punishment, right?

Meanwhile, Vietnamese people are like “I Nguyen”.

Kindof? I guess that’s a corollary. What I’m saying is that despite being objectively larger and more successful companies, they don’t have nearly the innovation we got from the collaborative efforts of US (i.e. DARPA) and Bell’s research.

It demonstrated that looking out on a very long timeline…decades, if not longer…and investing on projects that won’t show any returns for just as long…if ever…but it can reap massive rewards for everyone.

But…capitalism…pure capitalism…only allows that through monopolies. Which of course is their own can of worms.

Regulated capitalism is just as bad, if not even worse, because there is no incentive for companies to work together on a long enough timeline for it to matter. It results in everything being measured on a quarterly/yearly scale and expecting immediate results, while also disincentivizing publishing or any other dissemination of knowledge

Hence it falls on the government to bankroll these things through grants.