The satire to prophecy to documentary-in-progress pipeline is real.

HEY! Only I’m allowed to talk about my mom that way, buddy. Even if it’s all true.

Man oh man, advanced biology is gonna blow some minds!

OP posts a few things an hour 24/7. Mostly random shit, very little commentary. And they have the same name as a long-dormant account from another instance that woke up a couple of months ago to do the same thing.

“Why are you complaining about content? Content is good!”

All hail the spambots.

nO! it’s diFFeREnt thiS Time!

Brown people somewhere else.

Well that should make it easy to identify and shut down/block the call spam farms.

What’s that? They don’t give a flying fuck about it? Huh, neat.

Surely you can’t be serious?

- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously

They’re too much of a chav.

In the dead of night, a shimmewing wight
Gweam of a bwade, and the debil is paid
I’m a wabbit swayer, a guitar pwayer
With a nasty habit, KIWWL DA WABBIT

Life is good.

Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.

It’s the opposite for me. If I told my spouse I was feeling relaxed and calm she’d start to get worried.

How much is being allocated for the ocean?

Not a single one of those words is cromulent, I swear on my aunt’s borschtum.

Long van is long.

Holy crap, I haven’t thought about Stella in probably 25 years. Thanks for the flashback!