If elections ever get postponed/canceled I’m following Lincoln’s advice and saying whatever country attacked us has won whatever war they were fighting

I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn

Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along

It’s the same shit they repeated on the campaign trail god I got tired of being told “it’s all hyperbole” from people I know didn’t even know what the word meant

When the mango came to KY the whole crowd stayed quiet even during times when people usually cheer (usually his middle school nicknames). The only time they cheered was when he said the words “epic fury” 🤦‍♂️

Then a man threw a beer can at him and called him a Pedo

I’ve been online to much today I took your comment at face value at first 😅

I get this reference and I’m not from either one of those states!!

Diablo 3 and Tiny Tina’s done this for me