So … when he said he had to return to his home planet … he actually went … there?

I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!

Ah, but it only gets garbage collected once the references to the class are lost. So, if you want to keep your abilities, stay classy!

So if he had a gun you’d likely be in trouble

Not if you don’t mess with his dog

And why is Poochie on there?

“lonely” is a feeling that has nothing to do with being alone. I’ve been alone for so much of my life, yet rarely feel lonely. The last couple of decades I absolutely never felt lonely even. Except … When I’m in a big loud crowd and I don’t know anyone. Then I feel lonely. Very lonely. But once I’m alone again that feeling disappears.

Rig the election? Too much work when he can just Auschwitz the other candidates

Without timezones, not only would the whole world live on the same time, but also on the same date. So, the sun comes up at 22:00, and then two hours later it’s the next day. So, which part of the world will volunteer to have their date change in the middle of the day? I don’t think the world would ever agree on anything like that.

Mmmm, no, very unwise

Where’s the Road Runner? I only see Wile E. Coyote

They might’ve learned that from me … Sorry guys.

Sometimes I feel like my brain is a plastic spoon already

“Look, democrats, I’m on your side again! Please buy my cars”