The more entertaining read is God saying “fuck you, in particular” to Job.
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She/Her. This is the part where I say the typical things like I’m not good at describing myself. I love to play guitar and play non-competitive computer games. I’m fairly passionate about the FOSS community. I’m hoping that this will lead me toward more friends :D
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So, since I am female, starting an alpha male podcast might be the most sigma move ever 🤔
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News@lemmy.world•House Democrats' support for impeaching Kristi Noem is exploding
6·7 days agoThis sucks to say, it really does - but everything that Democrats say or do right now will not matter. There could be a collective effort of AOC, Bernie, and Ossoff all together with irrefutable video evidence of that horrible orange fuck raping children and it will fall flat.
I am very fucking tired of the “resistance” from the (how do I make air quotes in mark down?) “left”. I just spent all of my savings handing out plate carries (with the respective plates) to 40 POC at my local Must Ministry.
I’m admittedly a coward, but I’ll do whatever I can to help people.
I’m a white woman in Canton, GA. ICE is popping up here hardcore. I am saddened that I feel the need to stand in front of the huge Guatemalan population here.
I bought a GoPro and a helmet thing that lets me film there. Oh, and since GA is an open carry state - I have my Henry 45-70 ready to go.
I have to say that one of my biggest regrets in life is spending about 3,000 BTC on pizza. I’d be a millionaire or more if I wasn’t drunk and in my first apartment.
Do you want elitist grocery stores in LA? Because that’s how you get elitist grocery stores in LA.
This is missing the rest of it where he says “we were probably there too” (paraphrasing, I don’t remember what was actually said) implying that either the US or white people were there 500 years ago. It is really ridiculous.
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•how much do you donate to the apps you use?
3·19 days agoSounds cool. I do like the idea of sourcing it from the package manager, because honestly there is an insane amount of packages that go into a modern distro and knowing them all is either impractical or impossible. Something like this would also be nice for charity donations as well. It might exist for that, but if it does I’m unaware of it.
They wouldn’t float either because that much mercury would cause the floor(s) of the building to collapse.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK there is an intense Zionist propaganda campaign ongoing
13·21 days agoVotes on Lemmy are public.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space
7·22 days agoThey had better than that with a lever you turn into place. You got both a spring loaded click and turning a lever.
Around 2004 I had just recently graduated a shitty tech school as a DBA. Soon after I got a job via my father for one of his college buddies. My job was to convert old cobbled together FoxPro into something relatively modern. I was also hired simultaneously to the same company as a Java web developer and had to combine the two. I spent 2 hellish years there and haven’t touched code since, which sucks because I used to really love programming.
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memes@lemmy.world•There was a rubber hose that you drove your car over
5·26 days agoVarious kinds of places used these. There is a drive thru liquor store near me that still has one. Surely cheaper to keep that than installing anything new when ringing a bell works just as well.
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Maybe it wasn’t obvious, but I was referring to the runtime of the Javkie Chan movies.
I… what? This is so incredibly far from where I stand on the matter that I can’t relate at all. Give me the gift card, please. I’ve never received a gift card that I didn’t use within a week.
It covered Rush Hour and a portion of Rush Hour 2. Not 3, because the city is no fun.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Consequences will never be the same...
4·1 month agoThanks. It still doesn’t make sense as a joke for me, but at least I see the punch line now.


He chopped the head off of a whale, strapped it to the family car, and drove it home as the viscera dripped into the cabin onto his wife and daughter.