You’ll have to pay extra for added security measures.

Even for someone who’s into piss, corporate sponsored non consensual voyeur should be a turnoff.

He will once the cholesterol catches up.

Leader of the Turd Reich.

Well, children might get the idea that it’s okay to slingshot birds at pigs if they’re allowed to download apps!

I don’t want to meet it.

My mom used to be a substitute teacher, and when she told me the new way kids get “taught” to read I had to look it up for myself, because I was like “You’ve got to be joking.” I couldn’t believe it was real and that a large contingent of people actually thought it was a good idea.

So much for “clean up your room”.

Literal Kindergarten behavior.

If I had a popular YouTube channel, I’d definitely do this for Magic Spoon after it made everyone in my house violently sick.

“Unlike today’s snowflakes I do (incredibly common thing that never went away).”

The population can’t keep growing indefinitely, the planet can’t sustain that.

I think the last normal year was either 2012 or 2013.

I fucking hate the future, man.

Go on vacation? Believe it or not, banned.

I could live for a thousand more years and it still wouldn’t be distant enough.