Oh like that circle hasn’t heard that one a million times 🙄

Brand name laxative in the US. “Smooth move, Ex-Lax” was a sarcastic response in the 90s.

Epstein distraction

Americans will put up with a lot, but the extrajudicial killing of white people would be a bridge too far for most

Plumbus®GO

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

The best part was Ben Shapiro giving a speech admonishing fellow conservatives for embracing Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens, then the rest of the speakers tearing him down. The GOP is going mask-off antisemitic fast.

Meanwhile, the ADL is getting Mamdani staffers fired for tweets they made as teens, but ask them about Fuentes and they’re like “Who is Nick Fuh… Foontis?”

Yeah the Christmas version is the “Perform Baby Jesus’ Bris By Yourself!” package.

Is there anything in Christianity that says the Bible is done being written? Can a new prophet emerge in our time, and, channeling the Word of God, add Trump’s story to the Bible in a 67th book? (Maybe this is why the 6-7 meme was revealed in our time and nobody knows where it came from!)?

It would give people joy for free. We can’t have that. They might spend fewer credits on dopamine capsules, and then Dopamine Corp would have slower growth next quarter.

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

We have to put Ghislaine back where she belongs.

God or not, naked or not, I would be hiding from that thing too

I love my kitty cat. His name is Sammy. He’s trying to chew on my charging cord right now 😖

I think this is unironically the correct answer. If you are blatantly attention-seeking, it kind of robs the Irish person of their ammo.

When Olivia Nuzzi released her pretentiously titled book “American Canto” this year, it reminded me of the Hyperion Cantos

AIPAC is going to have to start “backing” the candidates they want to lose

Yeah, the Friday trick isn’t going to work here. This isn’t a 24-hour story

Really Bad Serial Killer is in the top right