Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
TheTrashGoblinObserver
Clinically depressed, chronically online,
Socialist discordian statist for open science,
Independent journalism and gay crime.
My Communities:
[email protected] — Sophisticated. Independent journalism news feed.
[email protected] — Trash. Global, diverse news, reports, blogs and listicles.
[email protected] — For the most DIY of trash goblin artists.
Other Me’s:
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Former Me’s:
(I no longer check these accounts)
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Joined 11 days ago
Cake day: December 7th, 2025
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Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.
12·10 days agoJust wanna say I’ve been following Sandy across all my accounts. These genuinely bringe me joy, so thank you.
I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.