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silence7@slrpnk.net to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

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It’s not AI winter just yet, though there is a distinct chill in the air. Meta is shaking up and downsizing its artificial intelligence division. A new report out of MIT finds that 95 percent of companies’ generative AI programs have failed to earn any profit whatsoever. Tech stocks tanked Tuesday, regarding broader fears that […]
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    “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

    -Jack Handy

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      That’s a brilliant quote

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        Jack Handey was an SNL writer, “Deep Thoughts” was a series of one-liners that aired between sketches in the early 90s.

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          Loved finding out he was a real person and was a legendary writer.

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            Oh shit, I always thought it was a fictional name that the writers used for the random stuff that come up during the writing process. Didn’t know it was a real person!

            Holy shit, he created Toonces!

            Handey is also credited with creating Toonces the Driving Cat, the cat who could drive a car, although not very well.

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              This has completely changed everything I ever held dear and holy.

              I always thought handy was a Hartman character and was him reading.

              To find out it was neither Hartman’s character nor his voice is … everything was a lie.

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                Hartman did the intro.

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              SNL had a bunch of absolutely legendary writers. Jim Downey is another one

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          His books are also fun, The Stench of Honolulu was good, the opposite of a hard-boiled PI.

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      “Hmm. I wonder. I was thinking of dancing trees. Now I’m wondering what’s next. Screaming trees. Yeah. That’s got to be the answer. Screaming trees.” - private notes by Hans Reiser, filesystem designer and a convicted murderer

      (OK, that’s a fake quote. This one is real:)

      “Trees have their roots pointing up. And if you cut a tree apart, you get a forest. No, I’m not drunk.” - one of my computer science profs, on data structures

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