slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1587
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minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoLife insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!
Life insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!