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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 months agoTo be fair, neither are reindeer IRL. Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoMurderous flying polar bears.
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 months agoIt’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoExactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
minus-squareplyth@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhat limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoReal estate prices.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months ago…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAnd Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.
To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
Murderous flying polar bears.
It’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
Real estate prices.
But santa lives in Finland…
…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.