The text-based Zelda games from the DOS era aren’t worth playing. I would start with “The Legend of Zelda” on the NES.

Old dude has a bad case of Sigmoid Lip.

Man’s laughter

You don’t like cars and yet you care how they’re arranged in a parking lot?

I’m an American, and I’m not tired of them.

Why do short videos have to loop automatically with no way to turn it off? Who the hell decided that was a good idea and why has every other app followed suit?

I especially hate the ones designed to loop because they think it’s “so clever”.

“Never play with liquid mercury
It’s really bad for your health and shit
That’s why you should…”

🤮

False. When bricks stop working they cannot be used as bricks.