I would’ve thought the search results would at least turn up as the first result, even if it still shouldn’t earn first place.

The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of the evil. We see before us a huge community of producers the members of which are unceasingly striving to deprive each other of the fruits of their collective labor—not by force, but on the whole in faithful compliance with legally established rules.

• Albert Einstein

Maybe put that quote somewhere in your article about how brilliant Einstein’s politics are?

I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion.

• Albert Einstein

Definitely optimistic, too bad we don’t have that today.

No actual mention of Einstein’s brilliant politics in that article, though

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how about the person who called it in, then? Do they catch strays or are they also destined for a flashbang?

lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?

Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then?

Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.

On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.

First honest cop?

How many people actually care about other people.

I’m genuinely this dense when jokes about genociders accurately portray their viewpoints.

Am I getting my fascist genociders mixed up again?

Yeah, but I have no sense of humor.

Most zionists would seemingly agree with both of these viewpoints I don’t think you’ll find many pro-Israel democrats in the US who are also white nationalists.

I’ve used both in non-satirical contexts, but am personally more likely to interpret 🙃 as a /s tone indicator.

Most zionists would seemingly agree with both of these viewpoints I don’t think you’ll find many pro-Israel democrats in the US who are also white nationalists.

“I’m not racist BUT” is one hell of a dog whistle. I honestly can’t tell if this is a purposefully shitty take making fun of genociders, or a purposefully shitty pro-genocide take.