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I am proud to say last week I stopped biting my nails for good.

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I am proud to say last week I stopped biting my nails for good.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Now I bite them for evil

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I’m biting hammers. I hope one day to go back to biting my nails again.

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