• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    I always wondered why they brought all those clothes on a “three hour tour.”

    Honestly, I think the skipper was a proto-Epstein, and had cooked up a scheme with that Sociopathic Oligarch Thurston Howell III to kidnap the hot Ginger, and the adorable MaryAnn, to be their sex slaves on his private island.