• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    the male will dig a hole and sit in it, shouting loudly at any female passing by.

    We’re not so different.

    And who hasn’t tried to have sex with a rock?

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      I haven’t tried to fuck a rock, but I’ve definitely dug thousands of pits. You’d think I’d pull like a freight train by kakapo logic, but sadly, women don’t find men who are never home overly attractive, despite how well they dig.