resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoTrump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Daywww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1191file-text
arrow-up1191external-linkTrump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Daywww.thedailybeast.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square27linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareosanna@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·4 days ago“I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!” “april fools!”
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 days agoTime for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoI would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred
“I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!”
“april fools!”
Time for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred