I go outside in my backyard to drink beer, whiskey, and chill out on my computer, but butterflies and insects are out. Butterflies fly near me and land on my computer, and it annoys me—I hate it. Is there a way I can kill these butterflies?

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    5 days ago

    They have chosen you. You’re clearly the protagonist.

    OK I’m being snarky after just having complained about being snarky elsewhere. Perhaps citronella candles?