I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about this picture makes me suspect it’s a stock photo.
Fact: men can’t squeeze all the pee out of their own balls due to anatomical limitations. Have a friend do it for you, they can squeeze more out!
Balls. Where pee is stored.
Reminded me of this classic:
… and it’s today I learned I have no true friend.
We can be true friends.
Sure, but buy me dinner first.
So true friendships are transactional now? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
What’s your price range for a good dinner?
It’s not about the price of the dinner, it’s about the quality of the company. And the edibleness of the food too.
The fact that exists as a stock image is hilarious 😅
Jamie says his wife isn’t ok with it. What’s it gotta do with her? She doesn’t have a penis, and she’s not allowed in the men’s room.
Mate, this is how I make friends.
