Trust me bro, this flesh alchemy gig pays out after four or five years. Sure, at first, every chick runs away from you when you approach them offering the giblets of a jammed duckling, but once you smoke a few pounds of Benadryl, you start pulling it off, in the same way just whipping it out will land you a date 1/10 times, assuming you are fast or can afford the out-of-court settlements for the 3/10 times they threaten to call the cops. But this gets you the really freaky bitches that would also be the ideal mother of your child who will teach them the occult and have them transcend physicality entirely by middle school. I highly recommend, and I don’t even miss my one toe. It’s like childhood all over again, but with less bleeding on Christmas, at least in my case.
Bruh that toe was the key factor in the enrichment of your life goals. Think of it as an investment. And listen, don’t even worry about the 3/10, you whip out a four toe’d foot, and the jury will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Trust.
Trust me bro, this flesh alchemy gig pays out after four or five years. Sure, at first, every chick runs away from you when you approach them offering the giblets of a jammed duckling, but once you smoke a few pounds of Benadryl, you start pulling it off, in the same way just whipping it out will land you a date 1/10 times, assuming you are fast or can afford the out-of-court settlements for the 3/10 times they threaten to call the cops. But this gets you the really freaky bitches that would also be the ideal mother of your child who will teach them the occult and have them transcend physicality entirely by middle school. I highly recommend, and I don’t even miss my one toe. It’s like childhood all over again, but with less bleeding on Christmas, at least in my case.
Bruh that toe was the key factor in the enrichment of your life goals. Think of it as an investment. And listen, don’t even worry about the 3/10, you whip out a four toe’d foot, and the jury will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Trust.
Listen, I got plenty of toes. I have my sister’s feet, afterall. They’re in a glass jar on my desk.
Yo, I’m a foot guy, let’s see those pics
I got balls in my ass right now (I’m a juggler), so lemme fix that problem first, though, personally, I wouldn’t call it a problem.