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  • Ghis@lemmy.world
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    “Gemini, make this picture gay”

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      Was that really your prompt?

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        It’s a good listener lmao

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          Gotta admit, that’s… impressive.

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            Yeah I didn’t want to give it props since I hate AI, but it did really well. I wonder if it’s easier for it to manipulate it if the base image is also AI generated.

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    Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

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        Why is this chud in a school bus. I’d figure that the court order would keep him more than 1000 feet away…

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      No it’s really only the old stupid people

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        stupid people

        Unfortunately, that’s the majority of Americans.

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        Americans are afraid of each other

        They’re afraid of someone knocking on the door

        They’re afraid their boss will fire them and they will lose their health insurance

        They’re afraid of other countries

        I spend a lot of time in the US, and I’ve never seen anywhere with people constantly on edge. They’re so used to it that they don’t notice any more

        I’ve never seen anywhere so ruled by fear

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          Well if I was standing next to someone called “FistingEnthusiast” I might be quite fearful myself!

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            I’m harmless

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              That’s exactly what a fisting enthusiast would say. >:(

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                i think they seem nice

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                  Thank you!

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                Maybe they just enjoy throwing their fist in the air in solidarity at things, or just merely fist bumping people? Harmless! ✊️

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            It’s all consensual.

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          They are afraid of people in public transit.

          Their fear of others also drives them to get bigger and bigger cars, causing them to become even more detached from anyone who is not already close to them.

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            Everything is an arms race, and life is seen as a zero-sum game

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        When looking at the social anxiety epidemic across America, very much affecting young people, I’m sorry to say this is not true.

        People think they’re unique in not wanting to pick up a phone to order a meal from a restaurant, but it’s everyone now. SO many people want to minimize social contact to an extreme degree. It’s part of why political opposition to rampant oppression is so lack luster.

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      Love that’s your takeaway from this clearly satirical image.

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      L take

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        ratio’d take

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          On God fr. I’m just glad I can still carry my pocket knife without being labeled a terrorist

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            If you’re American, either people will label you a terrorist because you actually are one, or maga will label you one for existing regardless

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    Same image change my mind

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      Sontaar hah, sontaarans are much more intelligent than that.

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      American Garry 63

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      Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

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        you don’t become an apex warrior being stupid… but potato head does have its own issues

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          they are basically a clone race, indefinitely producing soldiers to take over the universe.

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          Maybe, but I think a lot of Sontaran might comes from sheer numbers: “In the Sontaran Military Academy, we have hatchings of a million cadets at each muster parade.”

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      They both have a habit of misgendering people. At least the Sontarans do it because they’re a single-gender spices, rather than spite.

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        don’t you mean sprite

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    Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

    https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

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      The strain from the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

      Avoiding rodents isn’t the answer to this one (still avoid them, that’s just not quite the correct answer here).

      The risk to the average person is low for other reasons.

      One difference is in the very fact that we can name the virus: we know more about how it spreads and the symptoms to look for. It’s not an unknown virus, unlike in 2020 when we were dealing with something we had never seen in humans before.

      If someone does start to show symptoms it will be tested for earlier during diagnosis than it otherwise might be since hantavirus is in the news. Earlier detection will reduce spread (if we even reach that point, many of the passengers are in quarantine).

      The other passengers being in quarantine is one of the biggest things lowering the risk.

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        Avoid rodents

        Me, who was juggling feral rats with my bare hands “This is fucking bullshit!”

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      The version on the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

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    Captain MAGA dumbass

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    Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

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    I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!

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      Or how about only wealthy elites getting away with having parties while everyone else is expected to quarantine?

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        The wealthy elites will secretly receive experimental vaccines and stuff. Eugenics is only for the masses.

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      hantavirus parties <disease> party

      Honestly: The most modern denialist version of ‘survival of the fittest’
      Sadly those are the most likely to procreate :|

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    Look how terrified they are all the time

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      This but unironically

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    Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.

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    deleted by creator

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    In this house - the hentaivirus exists

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      UwU

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