• Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Archie Bunker got very upset when he saw his son-in-law doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe. The son’s closing argument was along the lines of, “What if we’re both halfway done and there’s a fire, so we have to run outside? The fire department is spraying water all over. Your feet get soaking wet because you’re in your socks. But I have one shoe on, so I can hop and stay dry.”

    Had to dredge that memory up from the deep archives.