I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.
According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Yep!
I sure am tryin’
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
Yes I am!
Me too!
Currently, yes
Yes
What else would I be doing?
Peeping
Hell yeah
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s
Fuck man, I’m trying to
I am also trying to fuck man
Good luck to you
not currently
Why not?
Sure you are!
- The digestive system is always operating.
- Most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time we’re on the toilet to poop.
- If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.
Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.
Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩
Let’s go!
Sure am. I feel called out!
