I’ll be damned the day I trust a horse girl
I would trust a Mongolian horse girl (she’s holding me at arrow point)
Horse girls be crazy…
Psychosis is fun.
Is it wrong to demand everyone refer to you as “Your Majesty”? Is it even more wrong to beat them with your crown if they dont?
Are you OK?
[off topic?]
A war hero gives himself the duty of burying all the dead from his final battle.
As a reward he is given a herd of the finest horses in the world.
https://bookshop.org/p/books/under-heaven-guy-gavriel-kay/a4f2b699381abcc1
To crush your enemies is ok.
To drive them before you is ok.
To hear the lamentation of their women is ok.
In the name of cope.
I can get onboard with the first sentence only. Keep the pretty cows away from me. Otherwise, I’m canceling our plans. 🙃
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS
