VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThis guy has a ton of 13yo fansdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square132linkfedilinkarrow-up1828
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minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·17 hours ago Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·17 hours agoYou had me until cycling. Which would clearly be “ball-less tech polo” or something like that 🤷🏻
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoCounterargument. I’ve never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-212 hours ago I’ve never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. I’ve never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though. Two-wheel chasies? Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around?
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoThere are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo)
minus-squarewieson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoWe sometimes call bicycles “wire donkeys”
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoCars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category?
minus-squareTachyonTele_Esq@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-210 hours agoThose are wheelies in America
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-216 hours agoOnly in the US, though. It’s yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone.
minus-squaredroans@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 hours agoYou mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball?
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoMay I suggest:- Bouncy-football, hotdog-football, 5day-football, ice-football, wheel-football
The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.
You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be “ball-less tech polo” or something like that 🤷🏻
Counterargument. I’ve never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football.
Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events.
I’ve never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though.
Two-wheel chasies?
Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around?
There are not many sports left to invent.
Bike Football
Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo)
The fuck did I just watch?
We sometimes call bicycles “wire donkeys”
Cars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category?
Those are wheelies in America
Only in the US, though. It’s yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone.
You mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball?
May I suggest:-
Bouncy-football, hotdog-football, 5day-football, ice-football, wheel-football