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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago

The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"

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The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago

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Then he snapped his fingers and vanished without a tres.

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At least he left before counting five twice.

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