The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1449
arrow-up1449imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·30 days agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Or not attempted
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police