ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhere did I go wrong?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up11K
arrow-up11KimageWhere did I go wrong?lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square89linkfedilink
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 month agoShe got lucky, clearly her date was actually a sea monster disguised as a human, a clear attempt as using lonely humans as a slightly more ethical food source rather than sailors who might have family at home waiting for their return.
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoShe should have clued in when her date kept asking for tree fitty.
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI ain’t giving you no tree fiddy, you got-damn Loch Ness monster!
She got lucky, clearly her date was actually a sea monster disguised as a human, a clear attempt as using lonely humans as a slightly more ethical food source rather than sailors who might have family at home waiting for their return.
She should have clued in when her date kept asking for tree fitty.
I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy, you got-damn Loch Ness monster!
I gave him a dollar.