No mayonnaise is not a chemical weapon, it’s the devil’s spunk.
Oooohhh… That’s why they’re called deviled eggs
You devil your eggs with Mayo? Yuck. You put remoulade on it!
Bullshit, yes it is; that shit smells & tastes like what I’m pretty sure tear gas feels like.
Horseradish, anyway.
That’s nukular, sir
Lets replace <current dictator> with <future dictator>! What could go wrong?
Horseradish? Oh yes it is. Plant some horseradish in your garden and say goodbye to your yard. It quickly spreads underground, and puts up these thick ugly stalks, and will take over your yard in a single summer. I had a competitive friend who tried to match my beautiful garden, and planted horseradish, and lost his entire yard.
I used to know another guy that did that, so he just became the horseradish guy in the office. Once a year, he’d bring in jars of fresh horseradish, and distribute them throughout the office.
