• random8847@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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        The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you’re peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.

      • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
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        you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.

        • Zron@lemmy.world
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          I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.

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            I’ve got a lot of stuff down there… And it doesn’t take a lot of work to press on your taint.

            Maybe you’re just fat.

      • fishy@lemmy.today
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        0% chance I’m doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?

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        Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there’s paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you’re done. Just takes a modicum of planning.