Goes back in time to mess with you, stops time to mess with you, buys your house and your car and your grandma and her dog, tells you to step on a lego.
I… I think one of those would be a lot less nice than that.
My sibling in Nyarlathotep, have you ever had the misfortune to step on a lego?
I once had a frazy ex gf off with a girl who was nerdier than me. There were four sided dice involved. Some of them were made of stone.
That’s a pretty effective caltrop.
She thought so.
I swear this man is a gift from god herself
I’d have to go with Morgan Freeman here. That man has literally been god. And he builds some pretty nice gadgets for Batman
Morgan Freeman has been God
Could we say that Jim Carrey has also? Along with The Mask, Robotnik, and maybe The Riddler for good measure, he could be pretty formidable.
So many times, that’s a lot of gods
Christopher Lee.
Saruman, Count Dooku, Sherlock, Rasputin and a whole army of Draculas.
Don’t forget DEATH from the Discworld series
When the hell was Christopher Lee Pratchetts death because I NEED that in my life.
I think in Going Postal, which is also the best Pratchett adaptation IMO. It also has the perfect Vetinari in Charles Dance.
And a guy with an (oddly accurate little) golden gun who also has his own theme song.
he also shed the blood of saxon men. To be more precise 4000 saxon men.
Ian McKellen:
-Death himself (Last Action Hero)
- Gandalf
- Magneto
- Iorek Byrnison
Also Gus the Theatre Cat
Don’t bully the poor man.
Dee Bradley Baker - Every single Clone Trooper in Star Wars. Good luck, everyone.
Clankas got no chance
Arguably Keanu Reeves, between the time machine and being able to manipulate reality it’d be hard to stop him
Don’t forget the insane hit man skills of John Wick
Honestly John Wick is pretty tame compared to Neo. When you don’t have to be concerned with physics you can make guns do a lot
But john wick is just another incarnation of the matrix where the machines put him again inside but gave him a purpose besides being a game developer.
That depends if we’re in the Matrix or not. Neo would just be a regular dude otherwise.
He was also Constantine
The time travel bit would be nerfed because he would be Ted…
And a regular-looking Cumberbatch in the back that keeps saying “pingwings.”
Henry Cavill:
Superman, Sherlock Holmes, Geralt of Rivia, Wolverine.WolverineCavillrine
Thanos, Cable, Gurney Halleck, Lt. Det. Christian “Bigfoot” Bjornsen.
My man Josh Brolin, of course!
Honourable mention to Cate Blanchette with the unlikely team up of Hela, Galadrial, Bob Dylan and Blanche DuBois.
He was also Jonah Hex.
Peter Cushing.
Has a Death Star, a TARDIS, and played both Sherlock Holmes and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, so he could give himself whatever bullshit superpowers he wanted.
Tilda Swinton. The Ancient One, The White Witch, the angel Gabriel, and… maybe Alithea from Three Thousand Years of Longing if she has her Djinn wishes.
Makoto Furukawa
He voiced a hundred anime guys I don’t know shit about and saitama from one punch man
J. k Simmons: Omniman, Ketheric Thorm, Cave Johnson, and one day he’ll be rid of that menace Spider-Man! Maybe Santa will make that his Christmas present?
Maybe Santa will make that his Christmas present?
I love that I can’t tell if this is a reference to Red One or to that one M&M’s commercial.
Or Claus, he played Santa in that too
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When you’re built like a stickbug, you’re gonna get cast to play eldritch creatures 🤷
