Oh no, here comes another Chinese earthquake. Hrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

What is aeiou?

:)! :)! :)! :)!

This would be read aloud as: S M I L E exclamation point! S M I L E exclamation point! …

(it would spell out the word “smile” instead of saying it)

This was perhaps the densest TTS runtime to character count.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Snake? Snake! Saaaaaaake