FWIW, she was cleared and her ex-wife charged with making false statements.
This shouldn’t be omitted from the meme. Astronauts are some of the most level-minded people in this world, given the risks they face every moment.
I don’t think jealousy or insecurity would be a common occurrence given how busy they are.
Actually, there was a high profile and notorious case of a female NASA astronaut and Naval officer named Lisa Nowak, who was placed on trail and convicted of felony burglary and misdemeanor assault charges. This all stemmed from an affair she was having with a fellow astronaut named Bill Oefelein, who both of them were married to different people at the time.
When Bill decided to call the affair off and started to see another woman, an Air Force Captain named Colleen Shipman. Lisa had an emotional breakdown and after her own marriage had failed. Planned on possibly kidnapping Colleen. She was eventually arrested at Orlando International Airport that she had followed Colleen to. Besides the criminal convictions listed above, she was dismissed from NASA and demoted in rank and forcibly retired from the Navy.
I don’t know man, this seems like an obvious case of alien body snatching. They just never learned to act like regular humans.
“lesbians are accused in 100% of space crimes” is a much less fun statistic.
Lesbians continue to flaunt their spotless space criminal record
i dont want to have to see them not do crimes, please do that in your own room
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Identity Theft doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
Is ISS network traffic monitored? Because if it is, this was a really dumb crime.
To my understanding, she wasn’t determined to have actually committed it, just was accused
Yup:
The claims were later found to be false, and McClain was cleared.[28] On April 7, 2020, Worden was indicted on two charges of making false statements.
So the person who’s identity was stolen blamed someone who was literally in space at the time? LOL
Straight female astronaut drove 900 miles to confront her rival.
https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky
Yeah but she wasn’t in space just had a space diaper.
Distinction without a difference. If you’re wearing the space diaper you’re basically experiencing everything there is to experience about space.
Jane Fonda has entered the chat…
There’s also an astronaut currently in jail for, I think, manslaughter? Killed someone while drunk driving? Question mark?
No, it wasn’t Mark actually.
But what does he know? did he see anything?
Man, if you get run over by a rocket, even if the drivwr is drunk, I feel like its your own damn fault. Those suckers are huge.








