Elon, are you the mastermind of all these companies, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS ON TWITTER AND NOT DOING YOUR JOB?

Oh, its because youre actually a useless fuck

I love how Kaptain Ketamine tries sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to pretend he ever did anything that others considered fun. INVARIABLY to insert his ridiculous, hate-fuelled, drug-addled politics into.

Kaptain: You’ve never picked up a set of polyhedral dice to actually use even once in your life, you poseur. (And imagine how pathetic a human being you’d have to be for playing D&D to be fronting for your fanbase!)

Imagine thinking dnd wasn’t gay and nerdy. It’s literally drama math.

Well, tell the story your way you bigoted dipshits…

I don’t trust someone who can’t make an ampersand (&) on a keyboard or phone. There’s no excuse. It’s literally right there. DND is a phone setting that means Do Not Disturb. Not the same thing.

Two dashes in a trench coat pretending to be an em dash (—) is a little more excusable, especially if you’re on a Windows computer. On a Mac or either phone platform it’s easier, but an excusable mistake.

Now if someone says D&D is out, I get it. Covid and all that. I haven’t been back to the table in years and that sucks. I’d love to get back to rolling dice. But then, work. I’m glad the game is still going strong for others.

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