The prince looks for the owner of the gorilla foot and finds her, only it’s not really her but just some very hairy broad who pretends it was her. They fall in love but then he finds out the truth and wants to leave but she catches up to him at the airport to explain herself. He forgives her. They kiss. So romantic. She gets a ticket and joins his flight so they can be together but little do they know that the other girl, the real gorilla foot owner…is actually a real gorilla and she is on the plane with them. Enraged because she missed out on her true love and lost her foot, she tears limbs from bodies and bites faces off.
And they go on adventures, I think it could be big. Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? Put a happy ending there and it’ll write itself, I swear. All we need, all we need are some meetings and a lead.
The plot writes itself.
The prince looks for the owner of the gorilla foot and finds her, only it’s not really her but just some very hairy broad who pretends it was her. They fall in love but then he finds out the truth and wants to leave but she catches up to him at the airport to explain herself. He forgives her. They kiss. So romantic. She gets a ticket and joins his flight so they can be together but little do they know that the other girl, the real gorilla foot owner…is actually a real gorilla and she is on the plane with them. Enraged because she missed out on her true love and lost her foot, she tears limbs from bodies and bites faces off.
The end.
And they go on adventures, I think it could be big. Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? Put a happy ending there and it’ll write itself, I swear. All we need, all we need are some meetings and a lead.
The foot is BigFoot, who was trying to hide from the media all along. But still just wants to be loved.