LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 year agoWhat's your dream job?message-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up124
arrow-up124message-squareWhat's your dream job?LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareWytch@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year ago“Once per day, you will approach this console, and insert this key. Turn it, and press the red button. This will launch one billionaire, despot, or serial predator directly into the sun.”
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoMy salary will be 0.01% of each billionaire disposed, with the rest going to feed and house the world like it fucking should.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoLizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.
“Once per day, you will approach this console, and insert this key. Turn it, and press the red button. This will launch one billionaire, despot, or serial predator directly into the sun.”
My salary will be 0.01% of each billionaire disposed, with the rest going to feed and house the world like it fucking should.
Thank you for your service.
Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.