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minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOf course, everyone knows a doctor won’t even consider talking to you unless you carry a negative pregnancy test. Wait, why do they even ask about the period? Are they stupid, why isn’t the negative pregnancy test enough?
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’m going to need you to speak with my lawyer and sign a waiver if you refuse to test for a pregnancy. We cannot discuss any further until this matter is settled, or the situation becomes a life threatening emergency.
Of course, everyone knows a doctor won’t even consider talking to you unless you carry a negative pregnancy test.
Wait, why do they even ask about the period? Are they stupid, why isn’t the negative pregnancy test enough?
I’m going to need you to speak with my lawyer and sign a waiver if you refuse to test for a pregnancy. We cannot discuss any further until this matter is settled, or the situation becomes a life threatening emergency.