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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Yesterday I woke up and saw the weirdest thing, a man with as many noses as there are days left in the year

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Yesterday I woke up and saw the weirdest thing, a man with as many noses as there are days left in the year

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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What if OP woke up at 9:00 a.m. and saw a man with 5/8 of a nose?

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