Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Never buy a dog from a locksmith

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Never buy a dog from a locksmith

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

As soon as you bring it home, it’ll make a bolt for the door

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It will shed locks everywhere too.

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