Oh thank god our elite class are monitoring our sexual preferences and tastes, because they’re such great judges of propriety themselves!
…Prince Andrew? Who’s that? The sweatless man in pizza express?
…David Cameron did what to a dead pig’s head?
If the freaks in our government are so interested in my masturbatory habits, they can slip me a fiver and I’ll show them, no bother. Freaks. Fucking creeps. Weirdos.
Nah, they don’t really care about masturbatory habits. It’s just a Trojan horse to push for age verification and further mass surveillance on other parts of the internet. It’s just easy to target porn and claim it’s to protect the children. Works every time.
Handsy Andy is proper manky, but the Cameron thing is a lie created by Lord Ashcroft as revenge for some slight or other.
Awh really? I mean… Gotta hand it to him, that’s a really funny rumour to spread about somebody.
I’m sure the bloated sweaty posh boy has fucked something else that he shouldn’t have, anyway! Oh, that’s right… The British Public…
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