Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11. It comes after Windows update quality issues and complaints about the operating system.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    22 hours ago

    Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in their turd prison

    Ooohh wow, they are? I’m so happy about that, I can’t wait to get my hands on their turd and be told what to do and be limited to only their wishes and pay them through the nose!

    I mean who wouldn’t want to work with a vibe coded piece of shit that can only run on the most expensive hardware? Who wouldn’t trust a company who left security holes open for half a year causing the US government to be hacked by China, just because they didn’t wanted to look bad nad potentially lose money?

    The company that constantly non stop has done everything to get themselves more money, at the cost of software quality l, consumer sanity and everything good since it’s founding some 5 decades ago is now telling me they really do care about me? The company that wants to add advertising into fucking basic software like operating systems juuuuust to squeeze some more money out of decades old products, that wants to monitor your every move so they can use and sell your data, wants … Me? They real care about me, the end user?

    Go get pounded by a bag of umbrella dicks you motherfuckers

    • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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      14 hours ago

      Nah, windows 10 was still sluggish spyware/adware.

      I would only ever consider switching back to windows if they updated windows 7 with the latest kernel/security updates.

      No apps, ads, ai, or shitty UI frameworks.

      A functioning offline-only search, a cohesive/responsive UI, and control over if/when updates get installed.

      • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        I use both Windows and Ubuntu/Mint for personal use, WSL for personal dev environment (because MS SQL Server on Docker limits what I do), Ubuntu/Redhat for dev/test/prod environments.

        I like Linux but it can be a hassle little things so Windows.

  • gravediggersbiscuit@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Microslop has been a rotten cesspool since it’s birth. 50 years of consistently fucking over it’s customers, then promising to change followed by more screwing so please forgive me when I say to this Don’t… Talk … Shit …

  • scala@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Hey Microslop use Cortana to replace your shit CEO and the whole C-Suite

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      21 hours ago

      They can’t scrap their whole operating system: the only thing keeping people on Windows is its backwards compatibility.

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      1 day ago

      There was a theory that Microsoft could just release a Linux distro with a first party windows skin on it

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        18 hours ago

        If planned obsolescence wasn’t a concern this would be a decent way to improve - use the Linux kernel, ported or recreated interface and a compatibility layer for games or whatever it is that keeps people on Windows.